Ladies, women, girls, or whatever the proper name is that you would like to be called. If there is anything that I've learned over my three months of bartending in NYC, it's that no matter what the situation is, there will always be a woman, or groups of women that always ask for white wine. It can be a Saturday night, packed out with rowdy groups of people yet there will always be women who order white wine. Why? What's the obsession?
First of all, at every bar you go to your one glass of white win covers the entire bottle. It's probably anywhere between $8 and $10 for you shitty glass of wine, yet you drink it like it's the greatest thing you've ever drank. This isn't like you're at some five star restaurant drinking awesome wine and getting your money's worth. You're at a bar, the wine is shit, and most of you aren't classy.
"But I don't drink beer, I think it's disgusting." Really? You probably pounded Keystone's and Natty Lights while you in college yet now you find it disgusting? That's interesting. As soon as you got a real job all of a sudden you turned into this classy broad who only goes out and drinks wine? You used to walk around with a two person funnel challenging three hundred pound guys to see who could swallow a Keystone faster, don't tell me you suddenly find beer disgusting.
All I'm saying here ladies is that if you're at a bar, why do you order wine? Restaurants, yes, order all the wine you want. At a bar, stop trying to drink like you're above everyone in the place. Trust me, nothing says stick up your ass like drinking white wine at a bar. You're not above everyone for drinking the bottled version of boxed wine. It just makes you look like that girl who gets dolled up to go to an 8am class.
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