Why Tim Tebow Sucks Today...
It's Tuesday and we're already talking about the miracles that Tim Tebow works. Miracles? These aren't miracles, these are teams for getting how to play football. A miracle is curing blindness or walking on water, which most of you Tebow loving mother fuckers probably think he can do. Why Mr. Tebow sucks on this Tuesday is because he may be able to win on the football field, but he's not winning when it comes to the bedroom. He doesn't even bang his smoking hot girlfriend. How do you live with yourself if you're that girl? If Tebow was a normal human being his girl would be able to gloat and brag about how she's fucking Tim Tebow. Instead she just sits there and probably wonders what a penis looks like. Tebow sucks today solely because he thinks he's all high and mighty because he doesn't bang his hot girlfriend. And I think that's total bullshit. That doesn't make you a good person, it just makes you a 25 year old virgin.
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