Walmart Shopper Wednesday's

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood...

 

Come on, really? Have you really gotten to the point where you're so fat you can't find a pair of pants that actually stay above your waistline? Like your gut has outgrown your waistline so much that your pants as well as the sail we call your underwear not only don't fit around your waist, but they don't even fit around your ass. I guess I can't totally blame you because they don't make belts the size of the equator, but it does take extremely hard work to get this fat. Like you don't just magically wake up one day and be 350 pounds. It takes a lot of effort to get ass cheeks the size of the moon. As she leaves Walmart her next destination is probably somewhere like a taco bell. All I have to say about that one is god help anyone who is in that car afterwards. You won't even have time to react to the smell coming out of those cheeks. Just your run of the mill Wednesday at Walmart.