The Real Rating Scale

 

Before I really begin, there is a high likelihood of this post being slightly offensive and a little gross. Therefore, if you have a problem with any of that I advise you to stop reading now...Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you. Anyway, everyone knows about the 1 to 10 rating scale right? Good. But I am here to talk about the real determining scale on how hot a girl is, and trust me, the scale isn't on a 1 to 10 basis. 

It's really based more on a what would you do to her basis. Like if you just say that you would bang her, for some guys that doesn't mean she's that hot. I know guys who would bang anything, especially after a couple of drinks. So saying that you would bang her is not a real or accurate rating. But have no fear, that is why I'm here to explain. 

Saying you would bang her means that she ranges anywhere from a 3 to like a 6.5. Really, it's nothing great. Now is where things get interesting. When you start saying things like, "I'd go down on her for several hours," then we're talking how hot a girl really is. It's not all peachy down there, if you're going down on a girl, she's gotta be hot. 

Next, we get to the butt. If a guy says something like, "I'd lick her butt," then we're talking really hot. Realistically, who wants to put their mouth anywhere near that region? Well, if she's hot enough, you'll probably do anything she wants. Some guys even go as far as saying that they would sniff that region, which in that case more power to you. But the real rating scale has nothing to do with the numbers 1 through 10. It has everything to do with what part of her body you would put your mouth on.