Wednesday, December 14, 2011

I'm A Hater

 
Trying to get this website out there to people and trying to explain what it is definitely isn't the easiest thing in the world to do. I can't just say it's about women, sports and everything in between. People would look at me like I had ten heads because although that is the easiest way to explain this thing, people just don't understand what that sentence means. 

So, yesterday when I was explaining the website to this girl, she says, "What? But you seem so nice." I am nice, I just also happen to call things like I see them, my bad. I'm a nice guy but if you come asking me if you look fat in those pants, I'm gonna tell you that you look fat in those pants. Why? Because if you have to ask, you probably do. 

Now, she says to me, "So you're just a hater." Then she tried to put me on the chair like this was fucking therapy. She says, "Some girl probably broke your heart and now you hate women." Really? You got all that from me telling you exactly one sentence about my website? If hating women is pointing out the things that women do that make no sense than every comedian and rational thinking man who ever lived also hates women. Then she asks me if I have a girlfriend and when I said no she says, "See, you hate women. Why don't you have a girlfriend?" I thought to myself, "Because she'd probably be just like you are right now, which is a giant pain in my balls." 

News flash ladies, every guy who doesn't have a girlfriend doesn't hate women. If we wanted a girlfriend, we could probably have one seeing as how many desperate women there are out there. But if you touch my dick on the first night, you're not girlfriend material. Therefore, 95% of the time you're not girlfriend material and 2 out of the other 5% of you are weirdos. So that basically leaves slim pickin's out of that other 3%. I'll let you decide. Am I a hater because I tell it like it is, or am I just a genius and most women are afraid to admit it? Seeing as how I make perfect sense with my "hating" on women, I'm gonna go with that I'm just a genius and women don't want to admit, but again, I'll let you decide. 

3 comments:

  1. You talk about how girls should just go out and have fun like dudes, get hammered and maybe have sex because its a good time yet if a girl did this she's not girlfriend material. See I think that if a dude tries to have sex with a girl 2 seconds after meeting her he wasn't trying to make her his gf, if he wanted her to be his gf he wouldn't try but I bet if he did try the girl would oblige (even if she is gf material). Secondly girls are humans too they wanna have sex cause girls get horny too and this shouldn't exclude them from being "gf material".

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  2. So you should take a stance on whether you want females to be fun, have a good time like dudes or if you want all females to be virgin marys waiting for some guy to think they are gf material, like you said if you had a gf she'd prolly be a pain in your balls like this broad so maybe if guys change their perception of gf material gf's wouldn't be a pain in their balls.

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  3. Steve, you had to know that once you used the words "girlfriend material" you were going to get a shitstorm of comments..you brought this on yourself.

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