The Difference Between Guys And Girls

 

Girls, why do you all do this. I witnessed this three times this weekend. A guy is talking to your friend. You magically show up and begin whispering in your friend's ear right in front of this guy. What are you doing? You're coming over to twat block. Is this necessary? Why do you do this? 

Is your friend not allowed to get laid if you aren't? Or what do you think is gonna happen to your friend? Let your friend live a little bit. Why are you coming over to make sure that she doesn't end up going home with this guy? You should be happy for your friend who looks like she's trying to get it in. If she's having a good time, why do you have to go over and ruin it? 

This is the difference between guys and girls. With guys, when our friend is hanging out with a girl, we leave him alone. There's no cock blocking involved. We let him be even if it means that we're gonna leave him behind. He knows it's for the better. No man is selfish. If he's about to go get some ass, he doesn't want us to bother him and he's not gonna call us in the morning asking why we left him. He already knows why and it was because he was knee deep in some tang. 

You girls come over and ruin the party and try to make sure you all leave together. Who cares? Let your friend live. Most of you are like 23 years old, your friend is an adult, she can take care of herself. What's the worst that can happen? She takes a cab ride by herself? Your friend is frustrated that she hasn't been laid in awhile, and you're probably the reason why. The difference between guys and girls is that guys try to guide their friends cock, while girls block their friends twats. Guide your friends twat, don't block it.