Friday, December 16, 2011

Crazy Sex, Comes With Crazy Girl...

 
You have to love the guys who are just total idiots and think that a one night stand of crazy sex is gonna turn into something magical. Guys say things all the time like, "Yeah, the sex was crazy. I need to keep talking to this girl," yet they don't realize that this means the girl is also crazy. By continuing to talk to this girl, they have absolutely no idea what they are getting themselves into. 

So fella's, you really think that you want it from this girl again? Give it just a little bit of time and then see how you feel. I don't care how hot she is, I don't care how great the sex was; if she's hot and the sex was insane, then there is about a 99.7% chance that this bitch is psychotic. Yeah, you think banging this chick is all well and good, but just wait and see what happens. 

Let's say you bang her the third time and you stay the night. Your phone goes off in the middle of the night and she sees that it's another girl. Guaranteed that phone is chucked across the room, she spits on you and then proceeds to throw you the fuck out. She's hot, she's great in bed, and she can get any guy she wants. She doesn't need you. If she thinks for a second you're talking to another girl, she's gonna let you hear about it. And not just let you hear about it, it's gonna be like a fucking tornado is ripping through the room. 

She's also gonna be a party animal. She's gonna grind on guys all day, dance on the bar and she'll probably go home with any random guy she wants even while you're there. The crazy sex is great for one night, but if you can't handle the crazy bitch that comes with it then you better get your ass out of there right away. It's not hard to understand fella's; the crazier the sex, the crazier the girl. 

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