Just duck hunting with your family out on your boat when suddenly your dog hops on board and shoots you in the ass. Wait, what? Your dog shot you in the ass? Come on bro, how dumb do you think we are? There's easily something else behind this that we're not hearing. I'm not buying that you left your loaded gun on the floor of your boat and your dog jumped in and set it off, I'm just not buying it. Yeah I'm sure that fucking Sparky hopped on the boat and pulled the fucking trigger. Sparky doesn't even have fingers, are you shitting me? Here's your t-shirt for telling a nice little tall tale big guy. Have fun pulling those pellets out of your ass.
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