Tuesday, November 15, 2011

When Cheerleading Is A Sport...

 
Is cheerleading a sport? I'm not actually gonna answer that because I'll probably get my head ripped off by every girl who was ever a cheerleader. But what I will say is that there is a time when cheerleading is actually a sport. If you've ever read anything on this site, you know where I'm going with this. If this is your first time reading this site, then you have no idea where I'm going right now. 

What am I saying right now? I am saying that when you're trying to get laid and a female brings up the topic of whether or not cheerleading is a sport, you always say it is. Why? Because you're trying to get laid you dummy. Every girl who has ever put on a cheerleading uniform is convinced that cheerleading is a sport. When they're drunk and you tell them that it's definitely a sport, they get hornier than a pittbull with that pink thing hanging out. 

Yeah, I know you almost have to bite your lip and put on a really good act to actually say the words "cheerleading is a sport" but there is a 99.8% chance that you will be getting laid because of it. Swallow some pride and say what she wants to hear. Is it actually a sport? I don't know, I can't see how something completely subjective can be considered a sport, but that's just my opinion. 

But does it really matter if this recreational activity is considered a sport or not? No, it doesn't. If you're talking to her, it's always a sport. When you're talking to your bro's, it's obviously not a sport. If you "admit" it's a sport and get your dick sucked, is it really a bad thing? I didn't think so. And in the end, as long as it doesn't affect your every day life severely, you say whatever it is that will make her happy. It's all part of the act. 

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