How Does The Rebound Work?

Just getting out of a relationship? Well it's time for a rebound. Everyone needs a good rebound, it's just the way the world works. But how exactly does the rebound work? Well, it's not a very difficult process, it's pretty run of the mill (yes, run of the mill is one of my favorite statements if you haven't noticed by now). So let's teach you Debbie Downers who just got your asses dumped how you catch your rebound. 

It's actually not as complicated as it looks, you have to start by going out with all your single friends. What's good about this is that it applies to both guys and girls. Now, once you're out with your single friends you need to acquire a target. Once your target is acquired, you begin to go to work. Now, you have to remember that you just got out of a relationship so you might be a little rusty. The key is not to panic and act like you've done this before. 

Once you're talking for a bit is where this gets tricky. If it's possible, you want to dance. You want to show this person that you're a good fucking time and not just some stiff who can't have fun. If you're at a place where you can dance, get out there and cut up some rug. It's going to be your way into the bedroom. 

When the night is over is where you're either gonna grab the rebound or you're gonna fail miserably. You're the one on the rebound, YOU need to be the one to ask this person if they want to come back to your place. You want them, you have to get them while you can. Once this person agrees to go back to your place, you are going back there strictly for one thing and that is to have crazy rebound sex. Other than make up sex, crazy rebound sex is the best sex to have. This isn't a time to be nice and make love, this is a time to fuck. 

Once the sex is over you roll over and go to bed. There's no cuddling with your rebound. You fuck, you sleep, you wake up and then you say your goodbye's. That's your rebound, and that's how it works. Anything more than that is too soon, anything less and you've failed. Go out, have some confidence, and get the job done. It's all up to you.