There is one thing I have never and will never understand and that's this obsession with people who want to have sex in bar bathrooms. I don't get it. It's the smallest and dirtiest confines that you can ever think about having sex in. And when you come out you're getting judged right in your face. Yes guys, everyone is judging you too.
First of all, for girls, how much of a whore do you have to be to want to get nailed in the bathroom of a bar? You're either getting bent over a sink that I wouldn't wanna touch while wearing a space suit, or you're riding a guy on top of a toilet bowl. What part of that says, "Yeah, I really wanna take this girl home to mom"?
And for guys, how horny are you? You really can't wait to go back to one of your apartments to have sex? You're having sex in a dirty ass bathroom that people don't even wanna wash their hands in, let alone bang out some girl in. Keep it in your pants until you get home bro. If you don't get AIDS from the classy broad you're smashing in the bathroom, you'll probably get it from the bathroom itself.
There are better places to have sex than in the bathroom at the shitty ass bar you're in. Why not just go for that romantic back alley? Or just do it on the sidewalk right out front of the place, why the fuck not? Girls who love getting railed in bathrooms, you continue to stay classy. And for you guys who think you're the man because you have sex with girls in bar bathrooms, you're about as cool as AIDS and as smart as the winner of the special olympics. Just remember, nothing says classy like sex in a bar bathroom.
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