Asshole Of The Day Award

http://www.wect.com/story/15979148/man-found-with-11-bags-of-pot-in-his-buttocks-report-states

 

Yeah, you're that guy. What guy is that? The guy who hides drugs in his asshole. If you get pulled over and the officer searches the entire car, and you, but doesn't find anything, I think he's ready to give up until you actually say, "I gotta be real with you man," and follow that up by telling him that it's in your ass. Do you think this guy really wants to give you an anal probe for some marijuana? I would seriously doubt it. If you're hiding things in your ass, good for you, have fun getting them out. And then you were actually gonna sell this shit to people? What is ass flavored weed the new craze these days? Here's your t-shirt bud, the only thing I can say to you is that I have nothing left to say to you. Goodbye.