You must be friends with Plaxico. Just going to the Giants and Patriots game on Sunday thinking everything is cool and then you read the back of your ticket that says firearms are prohibited inside the stadium. I'm sure firearms are prohibited in every stadium in America, genius. So you go back to your car to put the gun away and BOOM! you shoot yourself in the leg like a fucking idiot. Then you have to go to the hospital and miss the game. I'm still trying to figure out how you shoot yourself. Does the gun have a mind of its own? If you shoot yourself in the leg, you clearly deserve it. And to add insult to injury, the Patriots lost the game. We're gonna say that this one's on you bud. You show up, they win, you shoot yourself and they lose. Here's your t-shirt shooter, have a great day.
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