Sorry for the absence folks, school and work have me tied up. I hope you all listened to Throwdown Thursday's and make a habit of it. This week were going over a top ten list called
Top Ten Turnoff's in a Girl (What turns guys off, especially me.)
10. Tattoos - It's okay to have a few small ones, but anything around the lower back region, YOU ARE A TRAMP MISS! No sleeves either, it's just not appealing.
9. Hair - Hair could be the biggest turn on/turn off. If a girl has long, beautiful, silky, flowing locks, it is a score. But if she's walking around with hair thinner than George Costanza and it looks like she hasn't washed it, well, ever. Stay away from her.
8. Talking While Sports Are On - This doesn't need an explanation, but just don't do it. You see the game's on especially an NFL Game, just don't come up to us and start yapping about Maria Marie's EX-guido boyfriend who made out with 5 girls and 2 guys in front of her. I don't care, and even afterwards, I still won't care.
7. Talking About Your Ex - Please ladies, save everyone the trouble. Just don't mention the douche bag. If you wanna talk about him so much, go back to him.
6. Fakeness- Don't wear an excessive amount of makeup please, you look like a circus freak when you have a pound of whatever it is that you put on. Go all nat-ur-al and you'll be fine.
5. Smoking - If you smoke more than a fire when it is put out, we have a problem ladies. First off it makes you smell, second your wasting money, third your teeth will look like ass. There's just nothing good about smoking so STOP IT!
4. If You Pound Beers - If you can drink a 12 pack, you aren't the girl for me. You need some class and drinking 12 beers a night will probably get you that beer belly you've always wanted correct? You're a girl drink some girlie drinks that taste good and get you hammered so you can give a good BJ. Not a beer where your farting and puking during any sexual activity, because that my friends is considered rape..
3. If you are from Staten Island - Well this one is self explanatory. This means half of you act and look like the cast of the Jersey Shore. I'd still probably bang you, but wife material? Not so much. I don't have the money to support the fake tans, gucci bags, sunglasses, lip gloss, and a pig who goes to DJais every weekend and let's it ruin her life.
2. Hoop Earrings -(Especially ones with the name inside) Give me a break, this just means bad news. Nothing good comes from a girl who wears hoop earrings bigger than a quarter. Stay away. They might as well have a don't ever bother sign on them.
1. Girls who wear pajama pants in public and also who wear hightop Nike's or Jordans - Really? You are a girl, show a little class and dress like a girl. Leggings are preferred, but seriously if you want to bum it get a pair of those "Pink" sweatpants or whatever they are and a pair of converses with a hoodie. DO NOT, I reiterate, DO NOT consider wearing a pair of high top Jordan 11's and mens sweat pants from epic. Please Dress like a girl. If you are wearing any of these things, chances are your vagina smells and you may be wearing panties with dickholes in them.
That is all, hope you enjoyed. Johnny Baseball is back.
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