You're Dancing Way Too Hard Bro...

 

Listen guys, when you go out and you get drunk the one thing that you really shouldn't do is start your own dance circle with your dudes. It's all well and good if you wanna do that, but for the purpose of picking up girls this probably isn't the best idea. I'm not an expert on these things, well actually I am, so I am confident in telling you that this is not the best way to go about getting laid. 

First of all, when you're with a group of more than like three guys who are breaking it down way too hard by themselves, at least one of these dudes is a complete tool. You can't lure a group of girls towards you while you're beating the beat up on each other and smacking each other's ass. They'll get the wrong impression if they see you doing this too hard. 

Also, why are you worrying about dancing with a bunch of dudes? You should be on the prowl for some women to take home, not saying that all you want to do is dance with your guy friends. There should be a simple rule that you should always live by. And that is that if you would probably make fun of it, you probably shouldn't be doing it. And that's all that women are thinking as they see a bunch of bro's dancing way too hard. If they make fun of you, they don't wanna do you.