Maybe I'm the crazy one, but when I go out, why the fuck would I wash my hands in a disgusting bathroom? Everything is rusted and covered in god knows what, there's piss all over the floor, and half the people who go in there spill their beer all over everything else. Why am I gonna wash my hands?
To begin, like most people, I shower right before I go out. I'm pretty sure that my dick is cleaner than anything I'm gonna touch in your disgusting bathroom. If my dick isn't cleaner than your flush handle and faucet that are both covered in shit, then there's something wrong. I don't touch anything but my own, freshly cleaned penis when I go to the bathroom at these stupid bars and clubs. There is no need for me to wash my hands.
And now we get to the bathroom attendant. The most unnecessary job on the face of planet earth has to be the job of the bathroom attendant. What is the reasoning behind this? Number one, if I did wash my hands, I could get a paper towel myself, I'm not fucking handicapped. Number two, when I don't wash my hands you look at me like you're all high and mighty. You work in a fucking bathroom bro, you can suck me.
So maybe you think I'm crazy, but it's just common sense. If you shower before you go out, your dick is cleaner than anything you will touch in a public bathroom. If you don't shower before you go out, then you're a dirty bastard and you definitely need to take some hygiene classes.
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