If You Have To Ask If He's Mad At You, He Probably Is

 

Girls, here's a little advice for you in the department of fighting with your boyfriend. If you have to ask if he's mad at you, he probably is. It's the same way for guys. If we have to ask you if you're mad at us, we know you are, you're just not gonna say anything and hold it in the back of your head for a later date. If there is anything I have learned throughout my years of studying women, it's that you are all always completely naive to the fact that you've done something wrong. 

Women are like little kids who don't listen in class. They know they shouldn't be doing something, they do it anyway, and then they ask what they did. Listen bitch, you know exactly what you did. If you really have to ask me, then you're even more clueless than I had imagined. Don't play dumb and pretend that you don't have a clue. Just own up to it and apologize. It makes everyone's lives easier. 

Going over and flirting with some guy would be grounds for a boyfriend to get mad at you. "Oh come on, I just wanted a drink." Why wouldn't you just ask your boyfriend to buy you a drink? You have to flirt with some stranger who's only motive is to take you home and destroy your vagina worse than the earthquake that hit Japan? Why is that necessary? Are you just using this guy to feed an alcohol addiction? 

Ladies, when we get pissed about something, it's always a case of you just not using your head. Before you make a dumb decision, you should really just think about what your boyfriend would say about it later on. If you're gonna have to ask him if he's mad at you, then it's something that you probably shouldn't be doing. But why listen to me? I'm just the guy who gives great advice.