Girls, Stop Taking So Many Pictures

 

You know when you go out and there is always a group of girls who NEED to take pictures of themselves and all their friends every five minutes? Why do you need to take so many pictures? What, your facebook having over fifteen million photos of you isn't enough? Is it really necessary to put a camera in someone's face just for a mobile upload? These are questions I'm sure everyone has asked to themselves, but not out loud. 

Am I crazy or do girls take pictures in the most awkward places and positions? We first have the mirror pic. Usually a girl is in a bra or some type of top that is showing cleavage, and she almost always has the hand that isn't on the camera at her waistline making as if she is pulling her pants or bikini bottom down. So let me get this straight. You're gonna take a picture of yourself in the mirror wearing almost nothing and then wonder why people call you a whore? And I'm not supposed to call you a moron? 

Next, girls taking pictures with their friends in odd places. Why are there a minimum of 3,500 pictures of you and your three girl friends in the bathroom mirror at some shit hole bar? There's always a picture of one of you hunched over in the stall making some dumb face with your hand over your mouth and there's always another dumb picture of the three of you eskimo kissing each other or something along those lines. Do you have absolutely nothing else to do with your life that you're resorting to snapping hundreds of photo's while you're in a public bathroom? Maybe I'm the psycho. 

And then we have the random dumb pictures of things that don't actually make any sense. The pictures of three glasses of sangria or the pictures of the food you and your friends are sitting down to eat. Who gives a flying fuck what you're drinking or what you're eating? Your life isn't that interesting that anyone actually cares about shit like this. Do us all a favor ladies and please put the camera's away. Is it better to enjoy your night out or take pictures every five minutes while you're out? I know what my answer is, but I'm not sure that you know what yours is. Take the camera's and shove them right up your ass.