Friday, October 7, 2011

Asshole Of The Day Award

http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/article/214219/58/NM-man-in-tainted-yogurt-case-heads-to-court

 
Really? So this dude is being indicted on charges that he actually put his semen into yogurt before selling it. Well that's fucking disgusting. Are you kidding me bro? How much do you hate your life that at 32 years old you resort to cranking it into yogurt cups and giving it to customers? You can't just go leaving your DNA everywhere for everyone to see, or taste, have you ever watched CSI? They always find you. And I'm glad some slut realized she was eating semen, so your ass will end up in jail. Obviously the bitch had tasted her fair share of man juice in her day, and that's why you got caught. Here's your t-shirt semen monster, you'll probably be able to drink all the man juice you want when you go to jail for this. 

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