Why It's Probably Not A Good Idea To Make A Sex Tape If You're Not A Celebrity

 

Let's look at the facts here. Not every girl looks as good naked as Kim Kardashian. Therefore, 98% of women aren't going to get famous off of making a sex tape with their boyfriend. Also, most run of the mill women aren't making sex tapes with celebrities. So it's really not benefitting you to make a sex tape if you're just an average person. You or your girlfriend may have some very specific talents in the bedroom, but if you don't have the look, it's probably not a good idea.

Now, some people just enjoy filming themselves having sex. That's cool I guess, I'm not judging. But let's look at the bigger picture of this whole fiasco. We're in the year 2011, so there's no more actual tapes as you see in the picture above. It's now all webcams and digital cameras. Meaning that something of this nature is most likely saved on your computer/lap top. What's the worst that can happen? 

Say you have a Mac. You don't need to put in any passwords to get on someone's Mac. I know, because I have one. So if you're not there, someone can just open up your lap top and go rifling through your shit. You're probably half retarded and save your sex tape on your desktop under a name you think is so suave and you never actually think that anyone else will be on your laptop. Then suddenly it hits the person going through your computer in the face like a spinning heel kick from a UFC fighter. It's probably labeled something like "other" or "old shit". 

Next thing you know, this scumbag friend of yours clicks on your sex tape folder and now has blackmail on you for the rest of your life. He can probably prove it because he's probably a bigger scumbag and made a copy of it on his own flash drive. Your little five minutes of fame has now turned into future endeavors of people saying, "Hey, so I hear your girlfriend could suck the chrome off a tail pipe." But hey, you made your bed, now you have to sleep in it. Or tape yourself having sex in it. Either way, a sex tape is not the greatest idea in the world if you're not famous or incredibly hot. Don't say I didn't warn you.