Twat Blocking

 

We have all heard of cock blocking, but yes, there is such a thing as twat blocking. Girls who twat block guys are the worst type of twat blocks. This goes beyond sitting in the corner and sulking and telling your girlfriend that you want to leave. What I'm talking about is hardcore, in your face, I am intentionally twat blocking because I hate that guy, and I don't want my friend getting with him. It's the most selfish thing you can do. 

Ladies, let's say there's a guy dancing with your friend. Your friend is actually feeling this guy is a little bit and then you come over and get in between to start dancing with your girlfriend. You have just pulled a twat kick out block. Much like the kick out block in football, you have turned the corner and eliminated the guy trying to make the tackle. If you were a man, the guy you just twat blocked would punch you. But you have a vagina so the guy can't do anything about it. Successful kick out block on your part. 

Next, let's say your friend is talking to a guy at the bar. He buys her a drink or two, and they actually have a really good conversation going. You then suddenly come out of nowhere and grab your friend away from the guy. There are no words said, you just grab your friend like it's some sort of emergency. You have just shown an example of the twat peel back block. This is the twat block that is out of nowhere, where you completely blind side the man chasing down the ball carrier. You really need to stop acting like a jealous boyfriend if you're a girl performing this type of twat block. 

Finally, we have the open field twat block. Your friend makes eye contact with a guy and she is smiling at him while he is smiling at her. They still have eye contact while the guy is moving towards her for the conversation starter and then boom! You cut him off by starting an out of nowhere conversation about your ex boyfriend showing up with some new chick. The open field twat block is probably the most devastating because it leads to you removing your teammate from the game by leaving the bar.

As you can see, nothing pisses off a guy more than being twat blocked. Guys get mad when they get cock blocked, but sometimes it's the nature of the beast. Every guy is looking for some tang, and if you have to cock block another guy to get it, then so be it. But there is no reason for twat blocking. If your friend wants to get piped, let her get piped. If you can't find a guy, how about you just go home and pleasure yourself and stop ruining the fun for everyone else. No one likes the wet towel who holds the group down. And that's what you do when you decide to throw a twat block.