Things Cockteases Say

 

The cocktease, we all know her and her tactics. She reels you in, acts like you're getting some action later and then when the time comes to put her vagina where your dick is, she suddenly can't do it. So now I give you, Things Cockteases Say:

"What are you doing after this?"

Don't fall for it, she's ask you this and gets your hopes up. Then she's gonna tell you to text her later. Most cockteases will answer the first text, one word answer the second, then not answer the third. They'll then wake up the next day to tell you they "feel asleep". 

"Don't leave without me"

She'll be nowhere to be found by the time you're ready to get out of there. 

"How about you call me after this?"

How about you actually pick up the phone? She probably won't, after all she is a cocktease.

"Come back to my place"

If this is said by a cocktease, it will be followed by a "I'm not that type of girl" once you are actually in the bed with her. You need to let her know that if she's looking to cuddle at 3am, then she should buy a stuffed animal and stop wasting your time. 

"Can you get your roommate out?"

Usually asked when she knows that you can't get your roommate out. Then when you ask about her place she says her roommate's "boyfriend" is there. Most likely, her roommate doesn't have a boyfriend. 

"I want to come with you, but I can't leave my friends"

If she really wanted to leave her friends, she would leave her friends. Her friends aren't 12 year old children, they're adults. If she wanted to leave, she would, but she would rather keep you hoping that you'll get it in somewhere further down the road. 

"How about we hang out another night?"

When that other night is, that's the real mystery. You try to hang out, but she always seems to be busy. She just wants you there just to flirt with you and have you give her compliments. Don't do it. Cut the cord.  

"Are you coming out tonight?"

She's just trying to get your hopes up that you'll actually nail her. You need to know going in that she just wants you to give her some attention and maybe a few drinks. She has no intention of hanging out with you this night. 

"I'm sorry, I'll definitely be out next week"

No she won't. Well she might be, but not with you. You continue to text her, so she continues to give you a glimmer of hope that will never actually happen. You have to read through the bullshit. 

"You should've came out tonight"

You did go out, but she texted you knowing that you had plans to go somewhere else already. You did the smart thing and didn't go where she was because you would've went there for no reason. It's a mind game the cocktease likes to play trying to make you think you would have gotten laid if you went out with her. You wouldn't have, so you need to just stop talking to her to avoid future let downs.