Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Ten Songs That Take You From Sober To Drunk...

Before I start, let me just say thank you to Britt for the suggestion. It's very simple, there are songs that when you hear them they automatically take you from sober to drunk. Whether you're in your car and the song comes on, you're pregaming and you're just buzzed, or you're already out and on the verge of being drunk; these songs automatically take you to the state of being drunk...Always.

10. Till The World Ends (Britney Spears)
Call me anything you want for putting this song on the list, but it definitely gets you drunk when you hear it. Plus Britney's a little like Michael Jackson, she may be fucked up in the head somewhat, but she comes out with good shit. You thought I was gonna make a touching little children reference didn't you?

9. Pursuit Of Happiness (Kid Cudi with Steve Aoki remix)
Another old one, but this version of the song is absurd. Definitely takes you to the next level no matter what you may be doing. And it's extended so it feels like this song is never gonna end, especially when you're housed.

8. Tonight (Ne-yo and Pitbull)
Not only does this make everyone in the place automatically drunk, but it makes every female in the place automatically horny. You had to know this was making the list.

7. Rain Over Me (Mark Anthony and Pitbull)
There seems to be a big Pitbull trend going on this list, but the dude is involved in hit after hit. This is actually newer and I've noticed that once people hear this song, they automatically think they're on dancing with the stars. That means nothing besides that they just became drunk from the song.

6. Fade To Darkness (Avicii)
This makes the list because when the song first starts it puts you in limbo, you don't know whether you're drunk, or buzzed. Then once the beat drops, you're drunk. End of story.

5. Hey Baby (T-Pain and Pitbull)
Pitbull on this list once again and the song would be higher if it was newer. You hear this, you're drunk and you're dancing, it's just the way the beat works.

4. Turbulence (Steve Aoki, Lil John and some other dude probably Afrojack)
I have never seen more girls who look like they haven't really been drinking, turn into complete messes as soon as this song comes on. They actually think they're on a plane hitting turbulence while they're in the middle of a bar. If that doesn't mean you're drunk, I don't know what does.

3. Levels (Avicii)
I tried to stay away from this one, but I couldn't. It's utterly impossible to hear this and not become totally wasted. It's like a microcosm of how you've been drinking that night. You started off slow, then suddenly you went all out and now you're hammered. I'm listening to it right now as I'm writing this and I feel wasted.

2. Take Over Control (Eva Simmons and Afrojack)
I have always been a huge fan of this song. Why? Not only does it make me wasted when I hear it, it makes every woman in the place wasted and gravitate towards the closest guy. Wasted with a chick stuck on you is never a bad place to be.

1. Show Me Love (Robin S)
Oh yeah, this shit is old as fuck, but everyone knows at about 20 seconds in when you hear her yelp at the top of her lungs there is something about it that gets you wrecked no matter what you're doing. Usually when you hear this song, you are already half in the bag and this song is the last thing you remember before you black out. It is the classic sober to drunk song. And it always will be. This is gonna be hard to dethrone.

Let's hear some suggestions, I'm sure I missed songs on this thing. Give some comments and let me know what I missed, or some songs that take you to the next level.

1 comment:

  1. This is the best list of Music I have ever herd. Steve is a god. Thank you for all of your hard work and in the trenches experience.

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