Friday, September 2, 2011

Sorry Your Friend's Jealous...


Okay, I realize I pick on women a lot, but women do a great job at pissing off men so it's only fitting. Why is it that when a girl is talking to a guy she always has to make sure her friend isn't feeling bad? I'm sorry, I apologize for this statement, but don't bring out your not so good looking friend when you know that no guys are gonna want to talk to her. Because then you ruin it for everyone else. Especially the guys who are trying to mack it to you. 

Let's give an example. Last night I watched a guy dancing with a girl. First of all, this girl came on to the guy and then took him to her VIP table. Then she starts grinding on him like there was no tomorrow and he was the last guy on the planet. Her not so good looking friend was watching this from close view, by herself (obviously she was by herself she was the not so good looking friend). Then the girl goes over to check on her friend. 

As I'm watching this unfold from my birds eye view I knew exactly what was about to happen. The not so good looking friend threw her own little pity party and caused the good looking girl to leave the guy. Just flat out didn't say anything, just left the guy to tend to her friend. You dragged the guy over to your VIP table, you were grinding on him like he was a stripper pole, and then you don't even have the courtesy to tell him why you're pulling a disappearing act? That's just not right. The poor bastard was more confused than a fat guy at a salad buffet. But I knew why she was pulling the disappearing act, I was watching from my perch. 

Girls, don't bring out your jealous friends who can't get guys. You can still be friends with them but be the type of friends who watch True Blood together on a Sunday night. Don't be the friends that go out together because your ugly friend is just the wet towel dragging the group down. I think I have gotten my point across. Thank you for your time. 

2 comments:

  1. Excellent point. See it all the time. Well put.

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  2. Hence why I refuse to take a female friend out with me.
    they just get in the way

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