Now that the fall is back, all I see are about 10,000 statutes that are mostly from girls about the pumpkin spice latte from wherever their favorite coffee place is. So what did I decide to do this weekend? I figured I would see what all this nonsense was about. I actually bought a pumpkin spice latte from some mom and pop coffee shop.
Let me tell you something, they should change the name of the pumpkin spice latte to colon cleanser, or sprint to the bathroom upon drinking. I drank this thing and I ran to the bathroom faster than a dude running from the cops after he robbed a bank. It was unheard of.
Girls, I have no idea how you drink these things. I have now come up with a theory that women drink the pumpkin spice lattes during the fall in order to lose the weight that they put on during the summer. After drinking one this weekend, that is the only logical reasoning that I could come up with. Also, I didn't actually taste the pumpkin spice, it just tasted like cinnamon.
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