My bad, I got so ahead of myself yesterday that I gave you Walmart Wednesday's on Tuesday. I'm just so jacked up for alumni weekend that I totally fucked that one up. To make up for it though, I will do a version of How Much Alcohol Would It Take with the woman who is trying to become the fattest woman in the world. She looks like she has hooves and her legs are the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. How much alcohol would it take for me to even fathom risking my life by jumping in bed with this animal? I'm going to have to respectfully say this would take me an oil tanker of absinthe. If that doesn't get the job done, nothing will.
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