Look at me, I'm the fucking man and I'm gonna try to surf down a slide so the girls in that tube over there think I'm awesome. Nice job dick. You thought this was gonna make you cool and get you some ass. Instead it just made you look like an asshole and probably got you a couple of broken ribs. It's always a pleasure to watch people like you make a fool out of themselves. I actually kind of wish you hit your head because that would've been even funnier, but I guess we can all live with you breaking some ribs for now. I'm also willing to bet that no, this did not get you laid. And if it did, then those girls must have no eyesight or serious self esteem issues.
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