Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Jimbo Slice's Tweet Of The Day


Todays theme apparently is homeless people, seen like 4 tweets today talking about homeless people but this one got me thinking...

1. The Person...
- DaQuan Bowers @DaQuanBowers91 (Tampa Bay Buccaneers Rookie)

The Tweet...
- "Homeless guy had a sign that said fat chicks rock had to tip him for making me laugh lol"

The Reaction...
- I personally think Daquan tipped this homeless person because he had one of those dreaded flashbacks...He had to have had a flashback back to draft day in April, because Daquan went from being the #1 overall pick in the draft to not only falling out of the top 5, he fell out of the top 10, then the top 20, then the first round, then picks in the second round kept passing old creaky knees Daquan by...Daquan had to have been thinking to myself wow, am I ever gonna get drafted? I already lost millions of dollars, am I going to be homeless? This homeless guy had to have touched a nerve in order for him to tip him, I mean unless Daquan really does love fat chicks?

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