Great news Giants fans! Another fucking injury! Domenik Hixon is now out for the year with a torn ACL. Fantastic, now every defense can put 7 guys on Nicks and we really won't be able to throw the ball. Fire the entire strength and conditioning staff, it's completely their fault when this many guys get hurt. Turn out the lights, the party's over! This season is done. I hope we go 1-15 and get a good draft pick because I really have nothing to look forward to. I should just drink myself into oblivion until next football season, because being a Mets fan my baseball season will be over before it starts. But I will look on the bright side, pre season hockey starts today. Let's go Rangers!
Way ahead of you on that one...I've been binge drinking since the pre-season injuries began
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