The Drunk Guy Dancing By Himself

We have all seen it, and we have all made fun of it directly after we have seen it. It's the drunk guy dancing by himself in the bar or club. You all know who I'm talking about, the dude who is absolutely trashed and has those drunk eyes looking like he's about to fall over with every move. It's a priceless moment to just watch this guy be extra creepy as he tries to dance with every girl who steps within a ten foot radius of him.

Granted, the guy is usually so hammered that he probably can't see, but still, you have to know that girls don't want to dance with a guy who looks like he's about to collapse face first to the floor. What I've noticed about this guy is that he is usually one of three things. Way too old to be at the place, a foreigner, or some creep with spiked hair. He is always one of those three things.

What is the best part about watching this guy? Watching the responses that girls give when he tries to go up and dance on them. The face that the girls usually give is more of a look like, "What the hell are you doing?" than it is a look of disgust. There is some disgust in the look, but it's more like a this guy can't be serious look. But trust me ladies, he's as serious as cancer. You're in his line of sight, and he wants you.

What happens to this guy by the end of the night? Normally, he is either yacking in the bathroom, or passed out on a seat somewhere in the middle of the place. If there are no seats, he passes out in the bathroom. If you haven't noticed this guy, now that you read this, you will notice him every time you go out. I promise, it's an exact science. He'll be there.