Friday, September 9, 2011

Defriendment Friday's

Yeah, people are ridiculous. No, these are not the same Christina's.

Steve the Hammer:

The Culprit: Christina (last name removed)

Status that broke the camel's back: "OMGAHHHH PUMPKIN SPICE IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Reason for Defriendment: Oh my god, how did anyone ever function without a fucking pumpkin spiced latte from Dunkin' Donuts? News flash, they come back every fall so I have no idea why you're so surprised by this development. Also, using all caps and that many exclamation points is never necessary. Finally you said OMGAHHHH, which was an over exaggerated OMG, and you used four H's at the end. Absolutely no need for any of that. You have to go. See ya broad!

Vince of Reason:

The Culprit: Christina (last name removed)

Status that broke the camel's back:  "Happy Hour before class...I think so", followed by a comment below: "Winning"

Reason for Defriendment: News Flash: You're 22 years old, it doesn't amuse anyone that you drank two Coor's Lights before class and feel the need to broadcast it on the internet, that's one. Number two, you're #losing. 

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  2. I must say the name Christina has made the defriendment board a numerous amount of times

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