Friday, September 2, 2011

Defriendment Friday

Slothy is in action this week...

Steve the Hammer:

The Culprit: Michael (last name removed)

Status that broke the camel's back: "J!!!!!! E!!!!!! T!!!!!! S!!!!! JETS!!! JETS!!! JETS!!! Can't wait to go home and watch this game I know it's pre season I don't care!"

Reason for Defriendment: Before people think I defriended you because I'm a biased Giants fan let me just explain something. You were the ONLY person, Jet or Giant fan, to go crazy and make a status over a pre season football game that meant absolutely nothing. If a Giant fan would've made a dumb status like you, I would've defriended them as well. It was pre season, they both played like shit, and they play for real on December 24th. There was no reason to get excited like this was the Super Bowl. You sir, are gone.

Sam the Sloth:

The Culprit: Coco (last name removed)

Status the broke the camel's back: This is a typical girls status, one that I absolutely hate "there's a constant struggle between the mind and the heart."

Reason for Defriendment: Actually, no there isn't. The mind controls the heart, the heart pumps blood, your mind thinks. There might be a struggle between your mind and your mind, but not your mind and your heart. Unless your brain isn't working properly; then there could be some heart problems and struggles as a result. Regardless, I don't believe this is the struggle Coco is describing...Stupid status, DEFRIENDED!

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