How drunk do you have to be to mistake a police station for a casino not once, but twice within like five minutes? You have to have a blood alcohol level of at least .273, which by the way is fairly ridiculous. Not only did he go into the station thinking it was a casino, but he asked the person in the front for blackjack chips. I could see going in there one time, but twice? Come on bro, you had to be drinking Everclear or some shit. I've been hammered many times in my life and I don't think I could ever mistake a police station for a casino. This must've been the biggest fucking police station on the face of the earth. Look at it this way, at least you made a big impression on those cops who will probably remember the drunk asshole who thought their police station was a casino for the rest of their lives. You deserve a t-shirt for that. Have a nice day.
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