Friday, September 9, 2011

Asshole Of The Day Award

http://www.omaha.com/article/20110908/NEWS97/110909601/-1

 
If you're on parole and wearing an ankle bracelet that tells your parole officer where you are at all times it's probably not a good idea to rob a house. I'm no genius, but I'm just saying, that sounds like a bad idea. Really guy? How much of an asshole can you possibly be. Did you not know that since you're on parole for being an asshole, that bracelet around your ankle means they're watching you at all times? You really didn't know that? Well that's why you get a t-shirt, jackass. The shirt can replace your ankle bracelet while you're back in prison for breaking your parole. Maybe you can even use it as a butt plug. Who knows? 

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