You Don't Actually Like Jameson, You Just Drink It To Get Housed...

This is a post directed specifically at people who claim to LOVE Jameson. Look, we get it, you have to have multiple shots of it every time you go out because it's the "cool" thing to do. This "cool" thing to do also leads to you with your head in the toilet bowl later in the night, so exactly how cool can this be? Does it taste better going in or coming out? Since it almost always ends up coming back out.

It's not just girls who do this, guys do this shit too. "Oh yeah bro Jameson is the shit, I love that stuff." Who are you kidding? Nobody and I mean nobody enjoys the taste of Jameson. "Bro, what are you talking about? It's smoother than Jack." You couldn't tell the difference between either one if I hit you in the face with a bottle of it. All you know is that you're drinking some form of whiskey, and that's it. You don't know shit.

Also, when you're destroyed and drinking the stuff that you claim to love, you can barely taste it anyway. You've been drinking for three hours, by the time you take a shot of this stuff your taste buds are shot. You have no idea what this tastes like, you just know after two shots of it you black out. For instance, I drink Dubra vodka. Do I like the taste of Dubra? Absolutely, positively, no way in hell do I enjoy drinking that nail polish remover. Why do I drink it? Because it gets the job done at a cheap price. Why do you drink Jameson? Because you want to try and get housed and look like you have money. There is no other reason. Sorry, but those are the facts.