Things Sluts Say

I am going to give you guys a list of things that sluts normally say, and give you what they really mean. It shouldn't be that confusing for you to follow...

I don't usually do this: I do this all the time but you don't know me and you have no idea.

I'm not looking for anything serious: I'm getting it in with four other guys so I can just add you to the list if you want.

I'm haven't had a relationship in a while: I sleep with everyone so no one wants to date me.

I'm not that type of girl: Give me a reason to be that type of girl and I'll be naked in your bed within seconds.

I like you: I like the attention you give me while not knowing that I'm getting with other guys behind your back.

Eventually I think we'll end up going out: I'm just keeping you content while I bang my friend with benefits.

Let's go have lunch: I really just want a free meal.

Call me later: I really don't want to take the time to call you and I probably won't answer your call, but I will text you two hours later.

I just got called into work: I really want to bang this other guy so I can't see you tonight.

I didn't know you knew him: I slept with him like a year ago and had no idea you two were friends.

Those are just a few phrases that come out of sluts mouths most of the time, but there are plenty more. Comment or email us with more Things Sluts Say and we will gladly post your stuff on here. Thanks for reading.