The Ring Dance

I know I make fun of dumb girls a lot but I also have the ability to make fun of dumb guys as well. This one is actually something that I never heard before last Friday night (no pun intended on the Katy Perry song). Obviously this genius plan came from two of the dumbest kids that I have ever met in my entire life, so how could this not be 100% fail proof?

Standing by the bar I hear these two jackasses next to me talking about girls. I'm listening in to how ridiculous they sound and then suddenly one comment put them over the edge of stupidity. One moron says to the other moron, "Yo, what you do is when you go to dance with a girl, wave your hand in front of your face so she does it back and you can see whether or not she has a ring on her finger." Genius! Why didn't anybody ever think of this before? Well, I can give you a couple of reasons. 

The first problem with that is that she probably won't wave her hand in front of her face just because she sees you doing it. You're going to look like a jackass and she doesn't want to be associated with you if you do that. That would be problem number one. Problem number two would be that she has two hands. So even if she does wave her hand in front of her face and you don't happen to see a ring, she still has another hand that a ring could be on. I know that may come off as a shock, but yes, most people have two hands. 

Finally, the last problem would be that if she's engaged, chances are that she will not be going anywhere near a jackass like either of you two. I don't really know most women's taste in men, but you two aren't exactly what we would call "winners" if you're trying to come up with theories like the ring dance. I could be wrong, but there is like a 98% chance that I'm correct. Look at it this way; if you find a girl with only one arm, this theory has a chance of working to perfection.