"Protecting" Your Friends

Yes, this is another post about women. Yes, I am making fun of women yet again. If you don't like it, no one is forcing you to read it. Therefore, I could care less whether you like it or not. This post is going to deal with women who claim to be "protecting" their friends while out at a bar or club. Before I even start ranting I will tell you this. It's really called, "I'm jealous of my friend so I have to go pull her away from that guy."

But Steve, what are you talking about? I am talking about you claiming to be protecting your friend, who happens to have a boyfriend, while she's flirting with another guy. Stop saying you're protecting her, when we all know that you're just jealous that no guys are talking to you. You're thinking, "I can't believe she has a boyfriend and she's getting hit on. Why is no one talking to me?" Well the first reason is that you're probably not very good looking. And the second reason is that...you're probably not very good looking.

Now pretty much twat blocking the guy who is hitting on your friend only makes you look like more of a jealous bitch than it makes you look like a good friend. Listen, leave your friend alone. If she's going to cheat, she's going to cheat whether you're there to "protect" her or not. If she wants to cheat, just let her be. That's her business, not yours. Sitting there and being mad that she's taken and still gets with guys is not going to get you anywhere. Maybe go to the gym and lose 15 pounds or throw on some makeup to make you look decent. That would be a start.

I hope I have cleared up this confusion. Please stop preventing guys like me from getting with your friend even though your friend might not be single. If she's not married, let her be. If she is married, still let her be. It's not your business. Just mind your own business and everyone will be happy. Wouldn't you rather be the cool friend than the friend who goes out and stops all the fun? Exactly. Now go hit the gym and throw on some makeup so some guy who's so drunk that he can't see straight actually hits on you.