Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Ladies, Don't Act Drunker Than You Are

Girls, girls, girls, why do you think it's cool to act drunker than you actually are? Stumbling all over the place, falling down, and purposely slurring your words is no way to go through your night. Yes, we know that like three drinks gets you drunk, but there's no need to pretend that you're so messed up that you can't stand. Once again, this is a turn off.

Why is this a turn off? Because no guy wants to go home and have to babysit you. You should be old enough to know that by acting like you're "so drunk" you look pathetic and draw negative attention to yourself. As Vince Vaughn once said, draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms. You don't want to draw attention in a negative way because then you just look like an absolutel disaster.

For instance, you're out at a bar and your night is just about over. You're outside waiting for a ride and a guy walks by you. You decide to fall on him and say, "I'm sorry, I'm so drunk right now." While you say this you squint your eyes and look even more pathetic. Do you know what this guy thinks in his head at this point? The first thing he thinks is, "Ew" and the second thing he thinks is, "This girl is probably going to get raped by some dude who doesn't have a conscience." Neither of those thoughts are actually turn ons.

Therefore, please stop acting drunker than you actually are. Trust me, you're still considered cool if you go out and don't get completely shitfaced, it's okay. Just be yourself, there's no need to be the drunken mess that makes everyone think you're just a slob. Always remember: Class, class, class.

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