"I'm Not That Type Of Girl"

Ladies, ladies, ladies. It's about time we have a talk about something that seems to confuse just about every single guy on the planet. The confusion lies in the phrase known as, "I'm not that type of girl." Yes, some of you are not that type of girl, but you don't pretend to be. The others who pretend to be that type of girl, need to step back and take a long look in the mirror, because you're doing something wrong.

Let's break down a scenario for you ladies. You're out at a club, let's say it's in a place like Atlantic City. You're out with your girlfriends and a guy starts talking to you. The conversation is good and then you decide you want to dance with this guy. Before I go on, let's remember that you are in a public setting. Other people can see everything that is going on. Got it? Now stay with me.

Suddenly, while on the dance floor, you are all over this guy. You're pretty much dry humping him every which way and acting like you two are the only people in the joint. Then YOU make the move and start making out with this guy on the dance floor. This continues for a long period of time. You're dry humping and making out with the guy, what do you think happens next?

Obviously the guy is going to ask you if you would like to go back to his room. You then respond with, "I'm not that type of girl." Hold the phone. You're dry humping this guy like you're in a rap music video and you're swallowing his face in public, yet you're not that type of girl? Can you see where a guy could get confused?

Not that type of girl would be dancing, but there's no actual simulation of having sex while dancing. Not that type of girl would also be not sticking your tongue down the guys throat, who isn't your boyfriend, in a public forum. Those would make you "not that type of girl." Get your priorities straight. If you're going to act like a slut, just be a slut. If not, then be a virgin Mary. People will respect you more for that than they will for your half assed attempt to convince people you're not a slut. Because deep down, we all know the whore in you is just waiting to come out. It's only a matter of time. Figure it out.