Let me try and paint a picture for some of you, I’ll take it from my life and you can see if it applies to you. You’re play fighting with your girlfriend, your wife, your booty call or your prostitute…things are going well, it's really funny and then suddenly she decides to up the ante and go for your scrotal region.
She does it once and you think she must have done that by accident so you do a gay chuckle and then she goes after them again! Shit starts to get serious, “All right that’s about fucking it honey, playtime is over you crossed the fucking line!” She probably says, “please it can’t hurt that bad, I bet if you hit me
in the boobs it would hurt just as much.”
Wrong, you fucking idiots…until you’ve given birth to a child, with a corneal abrasion and a kidney stone, you have no idea what it’s like to get hit in the balls, none. Let me try and make this simple, 999/1000 girls could punch me as hard as they could in the face and I wouldn’t go down. However, 100% could bring me to my knees and have me calling a timeout by simply grazing my ball sack. I’ve had enough ladies, it is time for you to stop going after men’s balls. Let Eddie Murphy break this shit down for you. If you don’t believe me, believe him…
Fast forward to 3:30
P.S. OOO baby change the subject.
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