Defriendment Friday's

It was tough all around this week, but of course, we found our defriendee's.

Steve the Hammer:

The Culprit: Kelly (last name removed)

Status that broke the camel's back: "I wanna see fluxx pavillionn on friday can someone please hook it up"

Reason for Defriendment: I have no idea who fluxx pavillionn is and I'm pretty sure you spelled it wrong. So now I want to see you off my friends list and I can definitely hook that up. Later broad.

Quite Frank-ly:

The Culprit: Krystal (last name removed)

Reason for Defriendment: It was a close tie last week between this person and last weeks victim. So why not defriend you this week?  You are still writing statuses about moving out, about moving out. Congrats! It's the biggest mistake of your life and nobody gives a shit. Your occupation on Facebook reads: dancer at pacha. So you're blowing money on rent? Is that all you're blowing? I severely doubt you're in good financial standing and by the way, renting is a waste of money. So to wrap it up you are being defriended for A) seeking attention about moving out and B) being a dancer at pacha. Adios!

Vince of Reason:

The Culprit: Alyssa (last name removed)

Reason for Defriendment: Plain and Simple being OBESE (loud, obnoxious, not funny, and revealing of too much blubber). Also cries for way to much attention. See ya!

Sam the Sloth:

The Culprit: Natalie (last name removed)

Reason for Defriendment: This is my first go-round with defriendment Friday so I went with someone I don’t really know; one of those, “why is she my friend on facebook?” Anyway, this was the status that did her in, "my father just told me if i was too sick for filling out college stuff then i was too sick to watch movies... someone please explain me his logic!" Jesus Christ Natalie, mix in some grammar one time. Just an incomprehensible sentence, but yet a perfect sentence to get you thrown off my buddy list and conclude my defriendment Friday.


-Slothy