Thursday, August 18, 2011

Asshole(s) Of The Day Award

http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/md-officials-think-fireworks-mixed-with-birthday-cake-candles-small-blast-hurts-girl-parents/2011/08/17/gIQA3qnIMJ_story.html?wprss=rss_national

 
I'm sitting here trying to figure out how exactly you confuse a bottle rocket with a birthday candle. It just doesn't seem feasible to me that you can mix those two things up. Were they using gigantic birthday candles? Were they using those sparkler birthday candles that you see in movies from the late 90's? I have no idea. There is just something fishy going on here that her parents couldn't figure out, "Wow, that's not a birthday candle." I could be wrong but I think you have to be a jackass to not be able to figure this one out. So here are two shirts for the happy couple. Way to ruin your daughters birthday and almost blow her face off. Byeeeeeeee. 

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