http://gawker.com/5827155/homeless-man-jumps-white-house-fence-live-on-cnn
Well, well, well get a load of this guy. A homeless guy just happened to decide that it would be a great idea to jump the fence at the White House. What happened? First of all, he landed flat on his face. Way to be athletic, jackass. Second of all, he was obviously apprehended by the Secret Service with enormous guns. What are you doing guy? How did you expect to get away with jumping the fence at the Whit House? And this isn't the first time you've tried this? If it didn't work the first time, what made you think it would work this time? That place is under so much security, you wouldn't have made it 50 feet even if you didn't fall and break your face. Look on the bright side, at least you get a new t-shirt. You're the luckiest homeless guy in DC. Have fun with the cavity search!
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