How shitfaced do you have to be to get charged with disorderly intoxication? I didn't actually know you could get charged with something like that, but this guy managed to do it. Apparently he had been drinking Nattie's (Natural Light for all of you who didn't go away to college) and vodka all night, walked into his neighbors house, and made death threats to the guy for sleeping with his girlfriend. That actually sounds a lot like college, and that's what happens when you decide to get "college drunk" by yourself. He also clocked in with a BAC of .171. For those of you scoring at home that is a very impressive more than twice the legal limit. Next time you get hammered by yourself remember that your girlfriend didn't say no. You're one of those guys who blames the other guy for your girlfriend cheating on you. It takes two to tango bro and she put herself out there. Next time take it up with her, because it's probably like 90% her fault. Enjoy your t-shirt and also remember that you're 28 years old, it's time to stop drinking Natural Light. That is all.
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