The 28th Amendment

Post by Sam the Sloth:

I didn’t do my research, so I just took a guess that the amendments ended at 27-fucking amendments. Besides, who can keep up with them? But my 28^th amendment is something that is of deep concern to me.

           

It’s about fat chicks wearing belly shirts. Now listen, I understand you want to try and look cute and sexy, but when your big tire of a stomach is hanging over your jean shorts (which you also shouldn’t be wearing) it looks disgusting and makes me want to throw up. I understand you want to be skinny, but maybe you shouldn’t have eaten that pizza…. I’m sorry to come off as a dick, but that’s life. You don’t look sexy with a belly shirt and a fat stomach hanging out, it’s embarrassing, figure it out.

So, I propose an amendment to outlaw belly shirts for fat girls. The amendment is as follows: In any case in which a women is fat, she may not wear belly shirts.

Simple, to the point, 28^th amendment, boom!