Bar Review

After talking much necessary shit, I made my debut in New Jersey this summer. Yes, I roamed the shore and actually enjoyed myself. Topic of this weeks bar review is, Jenks. Before I get started, lets get this perfectly clear, I went on a Saturday night. A night you are supposed to go out, not a fucking Thursday.

Jenks, good spot, plain and simple. Parking is kind of hard so we payed $20 to put it in the lot and it was $15 a head to get in. So right off the bat I'm down $20. No big deal, because money should never really be an issue if you are looking to have a good time. The beers are $6 each (Bud Lights, drinkability err day) which is reasonable. Overall, not a bad time.

However, there were times were I felt like I didn't belong. Wearing jeans, sneakers, and a short sleeve plad shirt fits in most places and at times I did. Sometimes I felt out of my element. Dudes, wearing cut off zip up shirts with rosary beads and covered in awful tattoos. Rosary beads are for praying and if I were you I would take them off your neck and go do a Novena in the bathroom because you need the spiritual help.

The girls are hot, it's just given. Beach, drinks, and idiot guys will always equal hot girls. With that said, trying to make eye contact and throw these girls a smile is harder than learning Swahili. Listen honey, who the hell are you fucking that you can't even humor me with a smile back?

The music was pretty good, I liked the way the DJ mixed in new dance stuff, some rock and some rap. Dude threw on some old school Biggie. Always a good move.

Overall I give Jenks a 9. Music is a 9, atmosphere a 9, girls based on looks a 10, based on personality a 2. Good spot, just be prepared to spend some dough and wait some time to take a leak.