How Much Alcohol Would It Take Tuesday's

After a week off How Much Alcohol Would It Take Tuesday's returns, and in the spirit of the college softball World Series, I figured why not pick a softball chick?



Today we have the ace of the Baylor Lady Bears, Whitney Canion. She's a lefty, she'll break your dick off and she has the look of an ugly dutch beer maid. So how much alcohol would it take for me to get with this chick? A lot. I'm saying I need a dunk tank full of tequila and then I would have to eat one of those water melons that just got soaked in vodka. I just hope I don't catch her after she just threw a complete game shut out. Her genitals would smell worse than a rotting corpse covered in throw up. It's a little graphic, but hey, that's what I do.