The good old drunken sailor...
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/06/04/Drunk-sailor-forgot-his-wife-was-at-home/UPI-59641307176200/?spt=mps&or=2
So this dude got piss drunk on his boat, then called authorities to tell them that his wife had fallen overboard and drowned. So why is the guy an asshole for simply worrying about the life of his wife? Because his fucking wife was sitting at home, she was never on the boat! How do you get so drunk that you forget your own wife was never actually with you? What a fucking moron. Then the rescue team towed his boat back to shore and arrested this asshole for BWI, boating while intoxicated. I had no idea you could actually be charged with that, but hey, it's Sweden, anything is possible. Just another genius added to our list of assholes. Pretty soon they'll be getting t-shirts.
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