Why The Mets Don't Win...

Forget about the the shitty bullpen, forget about the lack of clutch hitting, and certainly forget about the fact that we don't actually have an ace. But this Jason Bay guy, come on man! Why are you going on paternity leave? The baby can wait. Number one, you're home right now, why do you have to leave? Secondly, you can play until your wife goes into labor. You have to be shitting me bro. How jacked up would you have made the fan base if you came out and said publicly, "The baby can wait. I'm here to win, I get paid a lot of money to do this. This is my job." I would have went nuts. You would have never been booed again. Fans would love you more than they love Wright and girls would be throwing their panties at you. But no, you go on paternity leave because you're expecting the baby. If I were Fred Wilpon I would have told you, "I'm giving you millions of dollars to play for my team, and you have wasted every cent I have given you. You're playing until that baby's head is popping out of your wife's vagina." It's guys like Bay, that makes this organization shitty.